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STALLARD: Tinfoil hats should sell out by Christmas

Man, they sure didn’t waste any time. The morning after Thanksgiving, I dragged my weary carcass out of bed, headed for the coffee pot and turned on my phone. A couple of minutes later, the phone noti... read more

Hurricane Dan Still Blowing Hot Air

These are dour times, and if Gunga Dan and Hurricane Dan and What's-The-Frequency-Kenneth Dan want to trade their Afghan robes, yellow windbreakers and enormous tinfoil hats for ... news divisions sho... read more

Car outings offer opportunity to haul lots of gear

You should also always set your tent up in your yard for the first time, rather than waiting until you get to the campground. That way you won’t have angry family members standing around in the dark a... read more

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The Comedian Who Loved Himself: Martin Mull When He Was Almost Famous

"I'm still very young, I'm still looking forward to making money, as opposed to trying to maintain some sort of lifestyle by selling out ... about Christmas. "I'm very hard to buy for," Martin says. " ... read more

Remembering the Immaculate Reception

Focus on Sport/Getty Images The Iron City beer will continue to flow, the stuffed cabbage will be kept warm in deep dishes covered with aluminum foil and the ... Baker still has the Immaculate Recepti... read more

Super-Crafty Halloween Costume Contest … vote now!

Thanks for all of your Super-Crafty Halloween Costume Contest IV ... had to sit this one out, but thank goodness my Aunt was in town and is very handy with altering patterns, because, while it may com... read more

Bankers, Economists Say Gold Is a Bubble: Here's Why You Should Ignore Them

This should warn us to completely ignore the repeating pattern ... seem to be embattled in a crusade to paint all gold owners as crazy, lunacy-tinged, tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy buffs that believ... read more

Warning: High Frequency

The Ralls abandoned the farm on Christmas ... to wearing an aluminum foil hat. (This works – wrap a cell phone in foil and it will kill the signal.) I met a former world record-holding marathoner, a 5... read more

‘Let it OUT’! ‘Tehran Tommy’ Vietor dons tinfoil hat for this SCORCHING-HOT Iran Deal take

As Twitchy told you, after having a night to sleep on it, Ben Rhodes got to work this afternoon spinning the Iran Deal in Obama’s favor, trotting out the bogus narrative about having to make a deal wi... read more

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Maybe a hollowed out American Girl doll with room inside to store a handgun (in case MS-13 shows up at Christmas dinner)? We’re sure the NRA’s team of tinfoil hat dumbshits ... fibbers of the world sh... read more

‘OMG the replies!’ Atheist, Resist-type wears biggest tinfoil hat EVER in tweet DEFENDING Schneiderman

If your hatred of Trump is SO MUCH that your first thought about the charges against NY AG Eric Schneiderman is that they were ‘cooked up’ because he could possibly criminally charge the president thr... read more

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